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Jokes for kids: Cats
Cats are the target of many great children’s jokes and these cat jokes for kids are no exception. Print these out for the kids and all of their friends can share in the laughter cats bring into the world!
Number of players:
2+
Activity:
Q. What do cats read in the morning?
A. Mewspapers!

Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A. None. They were all copy cats!

Q. What is a cat’s favourite color?
A. Purrr-ple

Q. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A. Catch!

Q. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A. To the mewseum.

Q. What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A. Alley cats!

Q. Why do cats make terrible story tellers?
A. They only have one tail.

Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies.

Q. Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A. Because it was afraid of the bark!

Q. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
A. Because he’s always spotted.

Fool jokes
Try and fool the kids with these great jokes all about fools. The kids will love passing these onto their mates at school or even their teachers and for a moment, just a moment, they might get one up on you!
Number of players:
2+
Activity:
Q. Why did the fool climb the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. How many fools does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to hold the globe and two to turn the chair.

Q. How did the fool break his arm raking leaves?
A. He fell out of the tree.

Q. What happened to the foolish tap dancer?
A. She fell in the sink.

Q. How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
A. Knock on the door.

Q. How do you get a one armed fool out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.

Q. How do you keep a fool in suspense?
A. I’ll tell you tomorrow.

Q. How do you make a fool laugh on a Sunday?
A. Tell him a joke on Saturday.

Q. How do you know when a fool has been using the computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.

Q. Three fools were driving to Disneyland when one saw a sign that said “Disneyland left”. What did they do?
A. They went home.

10 Maths riddles for kids
Some kids find maths a little dull – but it doesn’t have to be! Here’s a great way to make maths fun for kids. Let these brain teasers get their minds moving. Who knew numbers could be so much fun!
Number of players:
2+
Activity:
Q. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
A. 9
Q. If there are four apples and you take away three, how many do you have?
A. You took three apples so obviously you have three.
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the river bank.
Q. Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fish?
A. Because the fishing group comprises a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son – hence just three people.
Q. I add five to nine, and get two. The answer is correct, but how?
A. When it is 9am, add 5 hours to it and you will get 2pm.
Q. The ages of a father and son add up to 66. The father’s age is the son’s age reversed. How old could they be?
A. There are three possible solutions for this: the father-son duo could be 51 and 15 years old, 42 and 24 years old or 60 and 06 years old.
Q. What weighs more – a pound of iron or a pound of feathers?
A. Both would weigh the same – come on, a pound remains a pound, irrespective of the object!
Q. If a rooster laid 13 eggs and the farmer took eight of them and then another rooster laid 12 eggs and four of them were rotten, how many of the eggs were left?
A. Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Q. I am an odd number; take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?
A. Seven (SEVEN-S=EVEN)
Q. Using only addition, how can you add eight 8’s to get the number 1,000?
A. 888 +88 +8 +8 +8 =1,000

10 Easy riddles for kids
Riddles and jokes – kids love them! Get the kids giggling with these great riddles. They’ll love to test them out on their friends and family. They’re sure to get a fair few laughs – and groans! – at the next family get together.
Number of players:
2+
Activity:
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock!

Q. What is the easiest way to double your money?
A. Put it in front of the mirror of course!

Q. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A. A glove.

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle.

Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel.

Q. What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
A. Your age.

Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
A. Your name.

Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A. A shadow.

Q. It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
A. The moon.