Jokes for Christmas

Jokes for kids: Christmas
Bring some laughter to the table this year. These hilarious Christmas jokes will knock the Christmas stockings right off your feet! You’ll be sure to have a sack full of giggles.

 

Number of players:
2+
Activity:
Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A. Mooooey Christmas!

Q. What never eats at Christmas time?
A. The turkey – it’s usually STUFFED!

Q. Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A. A Christmas tree does not have legs like we do!

Q. What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?
A. MistleTOE!

Q. What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A. Jungle bells, jungle bells!

Q. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws!

Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf!

Q. What rains at the north pole?
A. Reindeer!

Q. Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners?
A. Rude-olph!