Fool jokes

Fool jokes
Try and fool the kids with these great jokes all about fools. The kids will love passing these onto their mates at school or even their teachers and for a moment, just a moment, they might get one up on you!
Number of players:
2+
Activity:
Q. Why did the fool climb the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. How many fools does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to hold the globe and two to turn the chair.

Q. How did the fool break his arm raking leaves?
A. He fell out of the tree.

Q. What happened to the foolish tap dancer?
A. She fell in the sink.

Q. How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
A. Knock on the door.

Q. How do you get a one armed fool out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.

Q. How do you keep a fool in suspense?
A. I’ll tell you tomorrow.

Q. How do you make a fool laugh on a Sunday?
A. Tell him a joke on Saturday.

Q. How do you know when a fool has been using the computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.

Q. Three fools were driving to Disneyland when one saw a sign that said “Disneyland left”. What did they do?
A. They went home.